Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
               钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
         One should love animals. They are so tasty.
           每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
         Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
             要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡 
          Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.                 
         要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
  Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every      
                unsuccessful man, there are two.                     
     每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人.  每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in   
                                   life.                                   
                再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛               
       The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.     
                  聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来                 
           Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.         
           成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)          
        Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

高见！

最好尽量女友\情人\二奶一块洗更节约啊!!

兰极仙翁写到：

最好尽量女友\情人\二奶一块洗更节约啊!!

非打起来不可，最惨的可能是那个人......

xhl08887写到：

高见！

得不偿失，肯定要做这个，做那个，1＋1>2，绝对浪费水啊！

“聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来'

哈哈~~未婚的未必都是聪明的，看来搂主还是个单身阿````

高见!

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.         
           成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)    

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

我感觉好矛盾呀！

Every man should marry, After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
每人都会结婚的.毕竟,快乐并非人生的唯一目标. (隐喻结婚并不快乐)

Love the neighbor,but don't get caught.
爱你的邻居吧,只不要撞个正着. (没分性别的)